Oh, it hurt so badly! Though I knew it was the right thing to do. It was very brave of me, I would be shocked if there isn’t a book written about me for what I did. I think it should start off like this:
John Graves Simoce was the most handsome man I ever met, also he was brave, and strong. He fought during the American Revolution. He led a loyalist unit called the Queen’s Rangers, unfortunately he was injured during battle. A wounded the size of a bucket (writers always over exaggerate). He is a hero, we should all pray for him showing our gratitude for his sacrifice…
Yes that sounds good. Any way, when I came back to England I met a fine girl named Elizabeth Posthumous Gilliam, she is very rich…I mean very righteous. I hope we get married because it would help out my military position… also I really like her.
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